Hell or High Water Menu
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Chips & Salsa la Fonda
$3
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Chips & Guacamole
$5.25
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Chips, Salsa, Guacamole
$6.50
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Chips & Queso
reg $4.75
lg $8
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Chips, Salsa, Queso
$6
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Trio: Salsa, Queso, Guacamole
$9
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Chips, Queso & Guacamole
$7.50
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Cuatro: Salsa, Queso, Guacamole, Refried
$11
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Queso Con Chorizo
$8
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Bad Ass Bacon Bean Dip
Applewood Bacon Refried Pinto Beans, Sour Cream and Green Onions, in a Basket of Chips
$11
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B.R.C.
A Bowl Of Black Beans And Rice With Melted Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, Salsa La Fonda, And Jalapeños
$5
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Big Bowl
Skirt Steak, Potato, Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Avocado, Cilantro, Salsa Fresca, And Fresh Jalapeños
$11
Add Cheddar-Jack & Sour Cream $1.50
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Luv It Bowl
Grilled Corn, Potato, And Squash Served Over Black Beans And Yellow Rice, Finished With Guacamole And Salsa La Fonda Cream
$7.75
Add Tofu $3
Add Cheddar-Jack & Sour $1.50
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Nachos
Chips With Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, Salsa La Fonda, And Jalapeños
$5.50
Add Chicken $3
Beef $3
Shrimp $4.50
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Stadium Nachos
Topped With Queso, Ground Beef, Bacon, Green Onions, Black Olives, Salsa Fresca, Sour Cream, And Jalapeños
$10
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Super Nachos Grande
Ground Beef And Creole Chicken With Black And Pinto Beans, Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, Guacamole, Salsa La Fonda, And Jalapeños
$11
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Jerked Nachos
Jerk Chicken, Black Beans, Cheddar-Jack, Avocado, Cilantro, Chipotle Sour Cream, And Pineapple Salsa
$11
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Hawaii 5-0-4 “Kamehameha”
Applewood Smoked Bacon, Pulled Pork, Grilled Mango, Pineapple Salsa, Cheddar-Jack, Chipotle Sour Cream, Avocado, Cilantro, And Jalapeños
$12
Burritos
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Mojado
Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Lettuce, Salsa La Fonda Rolled Into A Burrito Smothered In Juan’s Red Chile Sauce, Melted Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, And Jalapeños
$8
Add Beef $3
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Breakfast Burrito #1
Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Potatoes, Cheddar-Jack, Salsas Verde and La Fonda
$10
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Super Green
Green Chile, Spinach, Grilled Onion, Peppers, Broccoli, Mushroom, Avocado, And Salsa La Fonda In A Spinach Tortilla *Add Cheddar-Jack And Sour Cream By Request
$9
Add Tofu $3
Add Shrimp $4.50
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Mission Burrito
Beans, Rice, Cheddar-Jack, And Salsa la Fonda In A Grilled Tortilla
$5
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Creole Chicken $3
Skirt Steak $5
Shrimp $4.50
Tofu $3
BBQ-shrooms $3
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Jerk Chicken
Jerk Chicken, Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Salsa La Fonda, Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, And Avocado
$9
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The Flying Burrito
Grilled Steak, Shrimp, And Chicken, Cheddar-Jack, Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Salsa La Fonda, Guacamole, And Sour Cream
$11
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Gutter Punk
Ground Beef, Jalapeños, Pinto Beans, White Rice, Lettuce, Salsa, Cheese, And Sour Cream
$8
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Veggie Punk
Home Fry Potatoes, Jalapeños, Pinto Beans, Rice, Cheddar-Jack, Lettuce, And Salsa La Fonda
$7.50
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Make It...
Wet: burrito smothered with Red Chile Sauce, Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, and pickled Jalapeños $3
Super: Add Sour & Guac $1.25
Cheesy: top your burrito with a big scoop of Queso $3
Fire: add Habenoro Salsa to your burrito $0.75
Refreshments
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Fountain Soda
$2.25
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Iced Tea
sweet or unsweet
$2
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Arnold Palmer
tea and lemonade
$2.50
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Lemonade
freshly made
$2.50
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Strawberry Lemonade
$2.50
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Gosling’s Ginger Beer
$3
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Topo Chico
mineral water
$2.75
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Squirt
grapefruit soda
$2.75
Salads
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Juan’s Taco Salad
Ground Beef, Chicken, Grilled Corn, Diced Bell Pepper, Cheese, Salsa La Fonda, Sour Cream, Black Olives, And Jalapeños. Served In A Big Bowl With Fried Tortilla Spears, And Chips
$11
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Vegetarian T.S.
Black Beans And Tofu, Grilled Corn, Diced Bell Pepper, Cheese, Salsa La Fonda, Sour Cream, Black Olives, And Jalapeños. Served In Big Bowl With Fried Tortilla Spears, And Chips
$10
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Tijuana Caesar
Romaine Lettuce, With Caesar Dressing, Avocado, Salsa Fresca, Cotija, Tortilla Crisps, And Chips
$8
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Chicken Caesar
$11
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Shrimp Caesar
$12.50
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Jerk Shrimp & Mango Salad
Leaf Spinach, Jerk Spiced Shrimp, Grilled Mango, Cucumber, Crumbled Goat Cheese, Side Of Chile-Lime Vinaigrette And Mini Black Bean Quesadilla
$13
Tacos
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Americanos
Guajillo Chili-Spiced Ground Beef, Lettuce, And Salsa Fresca Topped With Cheddar-Jack on White Corn Tortillas
$8
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Mexicanos
Our Freshly Made Spicy Chorizo Pork Sausage, Lettuce, Salsa Fresca, Cheddar-Jack, And Avocado In Hard Shell Corn Tortillas
$9.50
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Pork & Slaw Tacos
Pulled Pork, Cheddar-Jack, Juan’s Jalapeño Spicy Slaw, On Flour Tortillas
$8.25
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Steak Taco Truck Tacos
3 Carne Asada Tacos Topped With Cilantro, Diced Onion, Cotija Cheese On White Corn Tortillas
$11.50
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Creole Tacos
Black Beans, Cheddar-Jack, Shredded Lettuce, Salsa La Fonda On Flour Tortillas
$5
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Chicken, Beef or Pork $3
Steak $5
Shrimp $4.50
Tofu $3
BBQ-shrooms $3
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Blackened Fish Tacos
Spicy Seasonal Catch, Juan’s Jalapeño Spicy Slaw, Cilantro, Salsa Fresca on Flour Tortillas
$11
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Mardi Gras Indians
Grilled Corn And Squash, Pinto Beans, Cheddar-Jack, and Juan's Jalapeno Spicy Slaw on White Corn Tortillas
$8
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Chicken & Chorizo
Our Freshly Made 9 Spice Chorizo Pork Sausage, Creole Chicken, Arugula, Cheddar-Jack, And Salsa Fresca On White Corn Tortillas
$10
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Street Tacos
Cilantro, Diced White Onions, Cotija On White Corn Tortillas, Lime Wedge on Side
Pulled Pork or Ground Beef - each $3
Adobo or Jerk Chicken - each $3
Adobo Roasted Tofu - each $3
Quesadillas
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Cheese Quesadilla
Grilled Tortilla With Cheddar-Jack, Salsa La Fonda
$5
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Chicken, Beef or Pork $3
Steak $5
Shrimp $4.50
Tofu $3
BBQ-shrooms $3
Make It... Dressed With Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato $2
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B.L.A.T.
Applewood Smoked Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado, Cheddar-Jack. Chipotle Ranch Dressing
$10
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The Luau
Grilled Gulf Shrimp, Applewood Bacon, Pineapple Salsa, And Cheddar-Jack In A Grilled Flour Tortilla
$10
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Green Goat
Artichoke Hearts, Spinach, Goat Cheese, Cheddar-jack, Roasted Garlic and Salsa la Fonda in a grilled Spinach Tortilla
$10
Add Chicken $3
Add Shrimp $4.50
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Bacon Azul
Ground Beef, Bacon, Blue Cheese, Cheddar-Jack. Roasted Mushrooms, Grilled Onions, Salsa la Fonda, served with a side of Chipotle Ranch
$10
Plates
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Cheese Enchiladas
Three Cheese Enchiladas Made With White Corn Tortillas, Topped With Old Red Chile Enchilada Sauce, Plated With Black Beans And Yellow Rice Topped With Sour Cream And Jalapeño
$9
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Chicken, Beef or Pork $3
Steak $5
Shrimp $4.50
Tofu $3
BBQ-shrooms $3
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Flying Enchiladas
Combo Of Skirt Steak, Chicken, Shrimp Smothered in Picante Rojo, Cheddar-Jack, Topped With Sour Cream, Guacamole, And Jalapeño With Black Beans And Yellow Rice
$12
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Skirt Steak Fajitas
Creekstone Farms Prime Skirt Steak
$13.95
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Flying Fajitas
The Flying Trio Of Grilled Skirt Steak, Gulf Shrimp, And Juan’s Creole Chicken
$14.95
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Fajitas served with
Grilled Bell Peppers & Onions, Beans, Rice, Guacamole, Sour Cream, Cheddar-Jack, Lettuce, Tortillas, Salsa La Fonda
Sweets
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Donkeydoodle Cookie
a cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle cookie
$3
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Churros
$3.25
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Mexican Chocolate Brownie
$3.50