Hell or High Water Menu

Chips & Salsa la Fonda

$3

Chips & Guacamole

$5.25

Chips, Salsa, Guacamole

$6.50

Chips & Queso

reg $4.75

lg $8

Chips, Salsa, Queso

$6

Trio: Salsa, Queso, Guacamole

$9

Chips, Queso & Guacamole

$7.50

Cuatro: Salsa, Queso, Guacamole, Refried

$11

Queso Con Chorizo

$8

Bad Ass Bacon Bean Dip

Applewood Bacon Refried Pinto Beans, Sour Cream and Green Onions, in a Basket of Chips

$11

B.R.C.

A Bowl Of Black Beans And Rice With Melted Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, Salsa La Fonda, And Jalapeños

$5

Big Bowl

Skirt Steak, Potato, Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Avocado, Cilantro, Salsa Fresca, And Fresh Jalapeños

$11

Add Cheddar-Jack & Sour Cream $1.50

Luv It Bowl

Grilled Corn, Potato, And Squash Served Over Black Beans And Yellow Rice, Finished With Guacamole And Salsa La Fonda Cream

$7.75

Add Tofu $3

Add Cheddar-Jack & Sour $1.50

Nachos

Chips With Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, Salsa La Fonda, And Jalapeños

$5.50

Add Chicken $3

Beef $3

Shrimp $4.50

Stadium Nachos

Topped With Queso, Ground Beef, Bacon, Green Onions, Black Olives, Salsa Fresca, Sour Cream, And Jalapeños

$10

Super Nachos Grande

Ground Beef And Creole Chicken With Black And Pinto Beans, Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, Guacamole, Salsa La Fonda, And Jalapeños

$11

Jerked Nachos

Jerk Chicken, Black Beans, Cheddar-Jack, Avocado, Cilantro, Chipotle Sour Cream, And Pineapple Salsa

$11

Hawaii 5-0-4 “Kamehameha”

Applewood Smoked Bacon, Pulled Pork, Grilled Mango, Pineapple Salsa, Cheddar-Jack, Chipotle Sour Cream, Avocado, Cilantro, And Jalapeños

$12

Mojado

Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Lettuce, Salsa La Fonda Rolled Into A Burrito Smothered In Juan’s Red Chile Sauce, Melted Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, And Jalapeños

$8

Add Beef $3

Breakfast Burrito #1

Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Potatoes, Cheddar-Jack, Salsas Verde and La Fonda

$10

Super Green

Green Chile, Spinach, Grilled Onion, Peppers, Broccoli, Mushroom, Avocado, And Salsa La Fonda In A Spinach Tortilla *Add Cheddar-Jack And Sour Cream By Request

$9

Add Tofu $3

Add Shrimp $4.50

Mission Burrito

Beans, Rice, Cheddar-Jack, And Salsa la Fonda In A Grilled Tortilla

$5

Add

Creole Chicken $3

Skirt Steak $5

Shrimp $4.50

Tofu $3

BBQ-shrooms $3

Jerk Chicken

Jerk Chicken, Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Salsa La Fonda, Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, And Avocado

$9

The Flying Burrito

Grilled Steak, Shrimp, And Chicken, Cheddar-Jack, Black Beans, Yellow Rice, Salsa La Fonda, Guacamole, And Sour Cream

$11

Gutter Punk

Ground Beef, Jalapeños, Pinto Beans, White Rice, Lettuce, Salsa, Cheese, And Sour Cream

$8

Veggie Punk

Home Fry Potatoes, Jalapeños, Pinto Beans, Rice, Cheddar-Jack, Lettuce, And Salsa La Fonda

$7.50

Make It...

Wet: burrito smothered with Red Chile Sauce, Cheddar-Jack, Sour Cream, and pickled Jalapeños $3

Super: Add Sour & Guac $1.25

Cheesy: top your burrito with a big scoop of Queso $3

Fire: add Habenoro Salsa to your burrito $0.75

Fountain Soda

$2.25

Iced Tea

sweet or unsweet

$2

Arnold Palmer

tea and lemonade

$2.50

Lemonade

freshly made

$2.50

Strawberry Lemonade

$2.50

Gosling’s Ginger Beer

$3

Topo Chico

mineral water

$2.75

Squirt

grapefruit soda

$2.75

Juan’s Taco Salad

Ground Beef, Chicken, Grilled Corn, Diced Bell Pepper, Cheese, Salsa La Fonda, Sour Cream, Black Olives, And Jalapeños. Served In A Big Bowl With Fried Tortilla Spears, And Chips

$11

Vegetarian T.S.

Black Beans And Tofu, Grilled Corn, Diced Bell Pepper, Cheese, Salsa La Fonda, Sour Cream, Black Olives, And Jalapeños. Served In Big Bowl With Fried Tortilla Spears, And Chips

$10

Tijuana Caesar

Romaine Lettuce, With Caesar Dressing, Avocado, Salsa Fresca, Cotija, Tortilla Crisps, And Chips

$8

Chicken Caesar

$11

Shrimp Caesar

$12.50

Jerk Shrimp & Mango Salad

Leaf Spinach, Jerk Spiced Shrimp, Grilled Mango, Cucumber, Crumbled Goat Cheese, Side Of Chile-Lime Vinaigrette And Mini Black Bean Quesadilla

$13

Americanos

Guajillo Chili-Spiced Ground Beef, Lettuce, And Salsa Fresca Topped With Cheddar-Jack on White Corn Tortillas

$8

Mexicanos

Our Freshly Made Spicy Chorizo Pork Sausage, Lettuce, Salsa Fresca, Cheddar-Jack, And Avocado In Hard Shell Corn Tortillas

$9.50

Pork & Slaw Tacos

Pulled Pork, Cheddar-Jack, Juan’s Jalapeño Spicy Slaw, On Flour Tortillas

$8.25

Steak Taco Truck Tacos

3 Carne Asada Tacos Topped With Cilantro, Diced Onion, Cotija Cheese On White Corn Tortillas

$11.50

Creole Tacos

Black Beans, Cheddar-Jack, Shredded Lettuce, Salsa La Fonda On Flour Tortillas

$5

Add

Chicken, Beef or Pork $3

Steak $5

Shrimp $4.50

Tofu $3

BBQ-shrooms $3

Blackened Fish Tacos

Spicy Seasonal Catch, Juan’s Jalapeño Spicy Slaw, Cilantro, Salsa Fresca on Flour Tortillas

$11

Mardi Gras Indians

Grilled Corn And Squash, Pinto Beans, Cheddar-Jack, and Juan's Jalapeno Spicy Slaw on White Corn Tortillas

$8

Chicken & Chorizo

Our Freshly Made 9 Spice Chorizo Pork Sausage, Creole Chicken, Arugula, Cheddar-Jack, And Salsa Fresca On White Corn Tortillas

$10

Street Tacos

Cilantro, Diced White Onions, Cotija On White Corn Tortillas, Lime Wedge on Side

Pulled Pork or Ground Beef - each $3

Adobo or Jerk Chicken - each $3

Adobo Roasted Tofu - each $3

Cheese Quesadilla

Grilled Tortilla With Cheddar-Jack, Salsa La Fonda

$5

Add

Chicken, Beef or Pork $3

Steak $5

Shrimp $4.50

Tofu $3

BBQ-shrooms $3

Make It... Dressed With Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato $2

B.L.A.T.

Applewood Smoked Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado, Cheddar-Jack. Chipotle Ranch Dressing

$10

The Luau

Grilled Gulf Shrimp, Applewood Bacon, Pineapple Salsa, And Cheddar-Jack In A Grilled Flour Tortilla

$10

Green Goat

Artichoke Hearts, Spinach, Goat Cheese, Cheddar-jack, Roasted Garlic and Salsa la Fonda in a grilled Spinach Tortilla

$10

Add Chicken $3

Add Shrimp $4.50

Bacon Azul

Ground Beef, Bacon, Blue Cheese, Cheddar-Jack. Roasted Mushrooms, Grilled Onions, Salsa la Fonda, served with a side of Chipotle Ranch

$10

Cheese Enchiladas

Three Cheese Enchiladas Made With White Corn Tortillas, Topped With Old Red Chile Enchilada Sauces, Plated With Black Beans And Yellow Rice Topped With Sour Cream And Jalapeño

$9

Add

Chicken, Beef or Pork $3

Steak $5

Shrimp $4.50

Tofu $3

BBQ-shrooms $3

Flying Enchiladas

Combo Of Skirt Steak, Chicken, Shrimp Smothered in Picante Rojo, Cheddar-Jack, Topped With Sour Cream, Guacamole, And Jalapeño With Black Beans And Yellow Rice

$12

Skirt Steak Fajitas

Creekstone Farms Prime Skirt Steak

$13.95

Flying Fajitas

The Flying Trio Of Grilled Skirt Steak, Gulf Shrimp, And Juan’s Creole Chicken

$14.95

Fajitas served with

Grilled Bell Peppers & Onions, Beans, Rice, Guacamole, Sour Cream, Cheddar-Jack, Lettuce, Tortillas, Salsa La Fonda

Donkeydoodle Cookie

a cinnamon sugar snickerdoodle cookie

$3

Churros

$3.25

Mexican Chocolate Brownie

$3.50